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Subject: Re: To: Violet/Verity . . .
From: Joe Horowitz <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey>
Date: Saturday, September 16, 2006 6:49 PM
>"Verity" <verity_persona@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message news:1158334207.112405.202400@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>Sir Benjamin Nunn wrote:
>
>Hello, I'm new to this froup, but I like Verity very much, she seems nice.
>I don't like Ben though. He seems nasty.
>
>>>My name's Verity and I'm an occasional UPSD poster. I'm an elderly lady,
>>>with lots of prejudices and a superficial world-view.
>>
>>Yeh, & how many wells have you dug in Africa ?
>
>A very good question. Me, I've dug literally thousands of wells in Africa, as I'm sure has everyone else here except Ben. Therefore he has absolutely
>no right to comment on anything.
>
>I think he should harm himself.
>
>>You've no fucking sense of humour, you might as well eat, it's probably
>>what your best at.
>
>Agree. I bet Ben never makes jokes or writes comedy or anything, he just goes around being nasty and vindictive and insulting people even though he's
>never dug any wells in Africa.
>
>You, on the other hand, clearly have a very good sense of humour. I like you.
>
>>Because you insulted me simply because you thought you could,
>>tough-guy, your a fucking prick; I bet I've got more balls than you.
>>Your kind would fucking die if you had half of what I've had in my life
>>you fucking weak bastard.
>
>Quite right. There's nothing whatsoever arrogant about the above statement, it's more than fair. His kind _would_ die if they had to deal with some
>of the stuff you've had to, I'm sure. Bad relationships, African well-digging, what little I know of you already has touched my heart. What's Ben? A
>fat bloke, by all accounts.
>
>>I'm not that fucking desperate ass-hole.
>
>I think 'that' and 'fucking' are the wrong way round in that sentence. Otherwise, good point well made. Nobody should ever fuck that desperate
>ass-hole, it should remain unfucked forever. Or at least until Ben can show clear evidence of having dug wells in Africa.
>
>
>>Do what the fuck you like, I won't be reading this fucking losers
>>group, you belong here.
>
>Yeah, it's probably the first place he's ever truly belonged.
>
>
>--
>Joe
>
>I am disappointed. This world cup is a shite.
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