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Subject: A soldierlike favour
From: Joe Horowitz <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey>
Date: Mon, 09 Jan 2006 23:43:20 GMT
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> 15. Arbroath inside right Bob Foreskin played his International football
> for which Scottish country?
Scotland Divided. It's a little known fact, or little cared about to be
more accurate, that a spin-off Scottish team called Scotland Divided enjoyed
brief notoriety in the late nineties and early noughties before disbanding.
Comprised of anyone who was good enough to play for Scotland, and eligible,
but couldn't get a place on account of having penis-related names, they
ultimately failed to gain recognition as an independant nation but did
manage two friendlies against the 'real' Scotland team, which they won 2-0
and 5-1. Striker and team captain Willie Shaft was the hero on both
occasions, netting four goals in total, but there were also noteworthy
performances from Charlie Cockdong McGlans in the SDFC goal, and
nimble-footed teenage winger Hamish Phrenum.
They later changed their names and re-formed as Trinidad & Tobago, and
recently qualified for a major international tournament. True story.
--
Joe
This is like that drug-trip I saw in that film when I was on that drug-trip.
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