> "Joe Horowitz" <joeunderscorehorowitz@youblunder.cunts.youghey> wrote in
> message news:Yqd5f.48333$U9.27766@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >
> >> Then I'll finish getting dressed, and be ready to face the day.
> >
> > Heh.  Okay, two things:
> >
> > 1)  Have you ever tried shaving in the shower?  Better?  Worse?  I find it
> > helps me and my similarly teh ghey skin, because our skin is at it's
> > loosest
> > when we wake up and I find it tightens up quickly as soon as I get in the
> > shower allowing for a much easier shave.  Also, all that steam'n'shit
> > seems
> > to add extra lubricance and keep the blade nice and hot as it goes over
> > the
> > skin.
>
>
> I have tried it. Although difficult in Ipswich because my shower is even
> more teh ghey than my skin. I usually shave my cock and balls and arse while
> in the shower though.
>
>
> > Most of what I've read or observed on the subject advises people like us
> > with teh ghey skin _not_ to shave first thing, because of the whole saggy
> > bedface factor.
>
>
> Interesting. I quite often shave late at night if I know I'll have less time
> in the morning.
>
> Or I'll shave in the early evening, if I'm about to go out somewhere where I
> need to look presentable.
>
> I've noticed fuck-all difference in the time of day, tbh.

My maths is pretty bad but I estimate you spend way too many hours
shaving and preening before a mirror. These are hours that would be
better spent getting outside and actually meeting women. Mikey should
really step into this thread and give you advice on how to primp
properly.

Hell, I'll even have a go.

Toiletry of a Real Bloke who has to be out the door by 8am:

In bed by 3.30am

7.30am - Alarm goes off.
7.30-7.40am -  check body for signs of paralysis with eyes still closed
7.41am - in one swooping movement you leap out of bed, race into the
bathroom to turn on the shower, head to the kitchen and flick on the
jug,  go to the bog for the morning piss and back to the bathroom which
has started warming up with steam. Grab a 10 cent razor, lather the face
with soap and quickly drag the razor across the face for no more that
two minutes, dive into the shower for no more than 5 minutes.

7.50am - still stunned, use one hand to rub any aftershave cream into
your face while scarfing down that coffee, smoke 'em if you've got 'em,
and head out the door.

For two years I began many days that way. Early on I realised time was
lost trying to figure out what to wear so I bought 5 black skivvies and
2 pair of black trousers to match a nice black courderoy jacket I found
in a secondhand shop and my problem was solved and tbh, I though it
quite a cool ensemble. Practical and comfortable too. No need for a tie.

If you were a Chippendale I could understand the time spent shaving your
CB&A but you sit at a computer all day, its almost as if you were hoping
to get raped by an assailant on the way to work. OTWBFY?

--
Cypher