"James Cook" <james.cook1deletethisbitplease@btinternet.com> made
everything better when they said news:35vq8aF4sgfdvU1@individual.net:

>
>> So, without further ado, can we have the candidates for
>> the UKSF XI Manager Elections 2005, please?  Don't be
>> shy, just pop your name down and if you wish, tell us all
>> a little about what you intend to do for the XI.
>>
>
> So we've only got the loser Tommo in the running ? What a shambles
> this newsgroup has become. Mr Cubed is the Bobby Robson of Newsgroup
> football, why just today I asked young Tracey if the air conditioning
> system in my BMW needed sanitising and she said "No, it's probably
> just the smell of stale piss and old cabbages drifting the two hundred
> odd miles down the east coast from Tommo's house to Essex that is
> assaulting your refined nasal passages".
>
> Vote Cook and see 11 men (and I said men, Barret) playing up the hand
> side. I'll also kick that cocksucker Cunningham into touch - that's
> gotta be a vote winner.
>
> If you don't vote for me I don't give a fuck - it's your loss. Have a
> whining FNE loser for a gaffer and I'll fuck off and take the number 7
> shirt at Youksef Divided, or whatever it's called.
>
> Vote Cook, the Souness of UKSF - you know it makes sense.

I've posted for a couple of years now. Admittedly, it's all been shite, but
that doesn't preclude me from voicing my opinion through a rusty taco
shell.

You've got that arrogant streak about you Cookster, that Mourinhoish big-
bollocked "I'm the Man, don't piss on my chips" attitude.

Now Tommo3, he's got charisma and a good posting track record. Yeah, he's
made the odd duff buy, the pre-madonna things and the other mistakes. But
he hasn't put a foot wrong when it comes to making us aware of his latent
sexual appetite for lonely female yachtpeople..

But to be perfectly frank, you're the only candidate I can see here who'll
sort out that franchise shite that Ben's waffling on about. Youksef
Divided? Where the fuck's Divided? 50 miles north of London? Fuck that
right off.

We want to stay in central Youksef, amongst the trousers of Colligan-on-
JulieJ, amongst the immigrants of Zeigermann-over-Gra, stepping over Old
Father Tim on our way to the Jon de Souza memorial Stadium version 1.2.

You've got my vote.