Robert Poleson <sp@m.no> found his true calling when they said
news:MPG.1d79bcc11444c4b298a317@news.clara.net:

>>> Chelsea aren't even worth considering for another ten years. At the
>>> moment, they're the strongest team in the country - but that isn't
>>> really important. What happens if Abramovitch is assassinated by
>>> organised crime tomorrow?
>>
>>I don't know. Perhaps he'll die? That's what normally happens when
>>people are assassinated.
>>
>
> Ah, Tony! I'm so glad you tucked that one away, it was such a
> fucking sitter. You remind me of that young Rooney character and
> a goal he scored recently. Fuctifino what game it was in.

Level 5 I think it was. You have to infiltrate an FA board meeting, using
your stealth and planting a SEPP BLATTER silly rule on the FA chairman.

Once the SEPP BLATTER is planted, you have five minutes to sneak back
outside, past the Asian tight-cunted moist sex-bitch, avoid the impromptu
press conference by Sven and escape into the balmy Autumn air. Press
Triangle, Triangle, Triangle, Docuntahedron, Square, Column buttons to
recuperate your cruciate ligament health.

Give it five minutes and then detonate the SEPP BLATTER, hoping to God that
your allies in the board meeting have the nouse to use their PREMIERLEAGUE
CLUB SOLIDARITY POWERUP to avoid all Premier League players wearing teh
ghey belly tops in Season 08-09.

After that, you should get the MISSION COMPLETE screen, plus a bonus round
to see how many lips ANDY TODD can split in a minute (100 points per lip).