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On Fri, 6 Feb 2004 08:35:03 -0000, "sir.tony"
<asb_communications@blueyonder.co.uk> violently exclaimed:

>McAfee Visual Trace  Version 3.27  Results
>Target: 62.117.108.65
>Date: 06/02/04 (Friday), 08:27:29
>Nodes: 19
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Nominated. Best post I've seen in fucking ages. The rest of you should
be ashamed of yourselves that a fucking McAfee Script is 36 times
funnier than the next funniest post in here.

McChrystal Visual Trace Version Egg.111!!!
Public Footpath: Coca Cola Corporation

Data river commencing loglockload.
Loglockload commencing.
Inserting Cupboard.
Cupboard percentage: 1.2%
Days since cupboard last reloaded: Mauve

Refractory period: 8-10 minutes (Poleson teethcleansing subroutine)

Detecting new hardware: Replacing GafferLite software with
GafferPierced.

Loading clique
Abort, Retry, Ignore?
Ignore clique

Brewsoft Virus software boot-up cheque
Viruses detected...
RSS...purging
Barrett...unable to purge
Red Devil...searching...searching...MyNeville virus found and
eliminated.

Cuntware Comedy Routine loaded (c) Cunning Cunterprises

Giant Cock detected: Warning, not enough space to insert cock. May
cause socket prolapse. 

Contact vendor : ST's Dongles.

Continuing to load actors. 
Kullrad.dll - this file has not been used for several months and may be obsolete
JdS.dll - unstable file, correcting with Patio-restore
Parkes.dll - this file appears to be redundant - do you wish to delete?
Conflict detected : Cook.dll and Cuntware software may not function together correctly
Moog.dll - error, requires missing files wank.exe and vodka.bat to function
Cypher.dll - contact vendor for extra user-friendly functionality
Barrett.dll - unable to delete, recommend hard-drive format
Crankshaw.dll - this file was last updated in 1956 - do you wish to update?
Henderson.dll - created by Whitesoft. Contact Vendor/Grand Wizard for initiation software.

Completed trace. Now fuck off you nosy cunt of a user.
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