"Jon de Souza" <pc019e1963@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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> "Joe Horowitz" <jh007c3183NOSPAM@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:bve431$clsfu$1@ID-146919.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > What amuses me is the number of derogatory sexist anti-
> > male advertising that is allowed these days when the portrayal
> > of women is so strictly monitored and controlled.  I've heard
> > this phenomenon described as both "a terrible double standard"
> > (by a bloke), and "a necessary and temporary redressing of the
> > balance" (by a woman).  I'm sure it's a lot simpler than that, and
> > has more to do with the higher proportion of whining PC letter-writers
> > with fuck-all else to do being women.
>
> Exactly Joe.  What else have they got to do after they've finished flicking
> themselves off to Trisha?

Well, the really horny ones can keep it going all day.  I saw the schedule for one of
these bitches, man, you wouldn't believe the potential for typically fucked-up female
sex fantasy they can find in each and every mundane piece of daytime shite on the
telly.  And that's _without_ cable or satellite.

9:25, ITV:  Trisha....I cheated on my husband with his Son (from a previous marriage)
10:40, C4:  4Learning, Writing a recipe.........for shag pie.  For the postman.
11:00, BBC1:  Big Strong Boys...come round to my house and rape me.
12:00, C5:  The News at Noon.......Housewife abducted by aliens (and probed).
12:30, BBC1:  Passport to the sun......passport to my cunt, more like.  All aboard!
13:00, C5: Family Affairs.......I'm having one of those right now, ooh yeah baby that's good.
13:30, C5:  Brain Teaser.......technically, that's not my brain BYPS.
14:05, BBC1:  Doctors......cut me open and fuck my guts, you bastards.
14:30, ITV:  Boot Sale Challenge.....time to dust off the old deep-throat technique and see what I can get for it.
15:00, BBC2:  Life Laundry.....I'm washing an old man's keks for him, like a slave.
15:30, BBC1:  Tweenies....puppet gang-bang.
15:15, C4:  Countdown.....rearrange the letters ufckmybum into a note for the milkman.

...and so on.  No time for letter writing in there, is there.
Therefore, anyone who writes a letter complaining about an advert is not only a woman, but a
sexless one at that.

Joe
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