"Robert Poleson" <sp@m.no> wrote in message
news:MPG.192b0c8ec8947689989be5@news.clara.net...
>
> It was with some astonishment I read on the news the other day that
> Britain's Otter population is on the rise. About forty years the lovely,
> cute, beautiful, sexy Otter was all but extinct in the UK. As a devoted
> Otter fellater I made it my mission to track down and gobble as many
> Otter's cocks as humanely possible, and it's with no small amount of
> modesty that I can say I slurped my way through more river and seashore
> dwelling mammal semen than any man will ever need.
>
> What I want to know is where are the bastards that I didn't get to hiding
> out?
> --
> rob at rjp.clara.net
>
> "(C'mon, Oscar's nonsense post has limited shelf-life)"
>
> Gra.

Its Tarka tugging heroes like yourself who should take the credit for this
Rob. I tossed off a few and rodgered some of the larger ones, but got
despondent and thought it wouldn't make any difference.

The fact of the matter, as you have shown, is that a gobble here and there
can go a huge way to saving these aquatic, cat-like thingys from extinction.
Rolf Harris may get all the plaudits for stroking dogs' paws as they come
around from anaesthetic, but you never see his stupid bearded face where it
is really needed - munching away on an otter's penis.