(usenet@deletespamfilter.serioustiger.com), in message
3ec22384.357634@usenet.plus.net who said:

>> You have a social responsibility to fellate other endangered species
>> before
>> it's too late.
>>
>
> Badgers next, definitely.
>
> Did anyone see that "when badgers go bad" story on the news last
> night?  Apparently, a badger somewhere in suburbia went a bit mad,
> chewed some old boy's arm half off, and then pinned two policemen on
> the bonnet of their car when they turned up to sort it out.
>
> Now, the badger has been destroyed.  Which sounds a bit unfair to me,
> when clearly all it needed was a blow-job.  That would have sorted it
> right out.
>
> For the love of the countryside, Poleson, I implore you.


He could probably get proper backing from the Countryside Alliance if he
would only just sell himself a little more.

Look at these adverts I've seen in this month's 'Country Life':


SENIOR OTTER/FERRET COCKSUCKMAN

Salary c.50-65k depending on experience.

Whipsnade National Park are looking to expand their fellation team by
recruiting a senior cocksucksman to lead a small team within our Otters and
Ferrets division.

You will have a minimum of seven years experience sucking otters cocks at a
senior level.


BADGER FISTER

Salary negotiable, performance-related

Could you put your fist in a badger's arse?

An opportunity has arisen within Babergh District Council for a badger
fister to work locally, fisting badgers by night in local woodland.

Keeping the badger population anally satisfied is a very important role, and
we'll reward you with a competitive basic salary, plus bonuses for every
badger fisted.



WILDFOWL PAEDOPHILE

Salary c.80k

With over 300 acres of common parkland, Glebe Field Farm is one of the most
successful commerical farms in West Kent.

We are looking to add to our dedicated team of 12 by recruiting a specialist
live-in wildfowl paedophile, to molest junior pheasants, partridges and
other game birds.

You will have been molesting baby fowl for years, with outstanding skills in
fellatio, felching, botty-reaming and cumming on feathery faces.

BTN