"Demosthenes" <demosthenes@cybergal.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 20 Oct 2002 11:55:48 GMT, serious_tiger@bigfoot.com (Serious
> Tiger) wrote:
> >>
> >Is there by any chance a bestselling "Ben Nunn: " title regarding your
expertise with organs?
>
> How to toot your own organ without getting caught ...
> A practical guidebook by Ben Nunn
> Not sure if it'd be a bestseller though.

Not only would it not be a bestseller, it would never even reach the
shelves. Over time, many such Ben Nunn imitations have been attempted, but
without the customary "Ben Nunn-" prefix, written as his signature in red
felt-tip effect, true Nunn fans can see right through it.

Amongst the many Nunn Multimedia titles to push back social boundaries over
the last few years are the informative "Ben Nunn- Fitting It All In", the
heart-warming "Ben Nunn- Full To Capacity", and the controversial "Ben Nunn-
Fitting In A Little Bit More".

I don't know who sold you this "How to toot your organ" thingy, but if I
were you I'd take it back and demand a full refund. Take it from me, it has
about as much to do with the great man himself as most sensible women will.

Joe
--
"Did you miss a digit off Joe's score?"