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> In article <leifkssbpj3a2169jlr32fljpnd13e09jd@4ax.com>,
> Dave Hillam  <dave@hbarnet.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
> >>>Well you *did* spell your name "Michelle" on the application form....
> >>Cunning, isn't it?
> >You signed yourself in as Michelle Cunning? You could *easily* have
> >been mistaken for Uncle Mikey........
>
> Yeah, but surely melting your own penis would be a bit much even for
> Uncca-Mikey?  I mean, it'd be like a day out at the Cadbury factory
> with your mouth taped shut ...

This is very disturbing.  I make one innocent reference to the male
organ and you all jump on it and beat it mercilessly.  What depths
have the once clean-living, virginal UKSF inhabitants plummeted to?

Well, if you think that penis jokes are going to help you rise to the
superstar status of posting that I enjoy, where your every post is
looked upon as an Archive possibility, you're mistaken.  In UKSF,
rising to the highest level is only a small consideration.  Keeping it
up there is the hard part.

To be a successful UKSF poster, you must make male anatomy
jokes sparingly.  You can't just use them willy-nilly.

I mean, I'm sure we all remember the UKSF contributor, named
Hugh G. Rection, who started off ina blaze of penile glory.  But after
too many manhood jokes, he soon shot his load and went limp.
Bear in mind, everyone, that could happen to you, too.

You see, the important thing about such jokes is not to rush them.
Feel your way around them, and if you feel you're going too fast,
pull back on them but always be careful not to do any permanent
damage.

Remember kids, dick jokes are not a toy.


Mike