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> Can someone tell me how to set up a new newsgroup?

First, you need a small helping of Colligan.  Add a dollop of
Nunn and stir well.  Mix in a tablespoon of Conlan and bring to
the boil.  Leave to simmer for 3-4 minutes before adding a sprinkling
of Hillam and Gonz0 (If you can't afford any Gonz0, just use
Parsons or Poleson).  Finally, providing your users aren't vegetarians,
stir in a half-jar of Jewell.


Mike