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Subject: The fall and rise of uks
From: Michael Cunningham
Date: Sat, 23 Dec 2000 20:38:04 -0000
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> On Fri, 22 Dec 2000 22:29:06 +0000, armoury@enterprise.netREMOVE (Paul
> Chan) wrote:
>
> >
> >The team is currently without Doc Gonz0. Once a stalwart of the team he
> >has lost form of late and the ambitious Sunderland player-manager
> >replaced him with the controversial choice of Phil Neville at right back
> >after a very poor pre-season.
>
> Phil Neville?
>
> PHIL FUCKING NEVILLE?
>
> PHIL "Ran face-first into the ugly tree and then treated the wounds
> with hydrochloric acid" NEVILLE?!?!?!????
>
> I don't want a transfer. I want the manager's head on a fucking PLATE.
Well, well, well. Looks like someone is regretting his dispute with
Gaffer Cunningham now, doesn't it? You see, son, I may not have
played you in every game (You're a little long in the tooth to play
_every_ week nowadays) but you'd certainly have been an important
squad member. Perhaps I would have even given you a job as coach
when it was finally time to hang up your posting boots, but no, you
had to act like you were bigger than the team. And now that you've
been left out completely, I can't tell you how pleased I am.
Mike
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