>StephenC wrote ...
>>
>> Andy Johnson wrote ...
>
>> >>Can anyone help me out i need three tickets for the final in Barcelona
>> >>Let me know ASAP
>
>> >And I would like to buy some rocking horse shit.
>>
>>
>> Would you like it bagged?
>
>Personally I prefer freeze-dried, then I can microwave it as and when
>necessary.
>

Philistine. You lose all the flavour that way.
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Doc Gonz0 <DocGonz0@TheClinic.Freeserve.Co.Uk> wrote in article
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> On 14 May 1999 20:33:19 GMT, "Chris Applegate"
> <chris@dialsquare.freeserve.cxo.uk> wrote:

> >> Philistine. You lose all the flavour that way.
> >
> >Oh god, you're not one of these 'Flavour' people, are you? Every
> >half-knowledgeable connoisseur knows that it's texture that counts above all.
> >Bagged & unpreserved, texture goes rapidly downhill after 24 hours of
> >storage.
> 
> Yeah, but microwaving tends to just reduce it to a baby-food like
> mush.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Your one of those impatient little souls who just
bungs it in for two minutes at high power.

The secret is a long gentle warming up punctuated by periods of rest. I'd have
thought you'd have known better.

> Fine if all you want from life is simplicity and ease, but no
> good for those who prefer a challenge.
> 
> Faeces should *always* be fresh. This forced harvesting out of season
> for the supermarkets is ruining it for those of us who appreciate the
> real thing.

In an ideal world, faeces would be fresh. But i haven't the time to go
harvesting, and in storage they don't last too long fresh. Freeze-drying is a
necessary evil, not perfect but good enough on normal occasions.

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On Tue, 18 May 1999 14:05:52 +0100, Nick Parsons
<edl.nospamedlnsps@mesmtpse.ericsson.se> wrote:

>
>This whole thread is bringing back some rather unpleasant memories.

So you have been to a Harvester before, sir...
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